The back cover has the following text:
Every home should have a Smegma album. Yes, don't you delay,
y'here, this is more important than the coolest refrigerator, the best
name beer, and your favorite corn chips. Smegma, are from Oregon,
they're different, and they'll always be a talking point among your
friends and relatives. This is their first European album release…
Previously their fine product has turned up on their own US label - and
they've shared half a seven inch on Mute with Non.
So don't delay! Rush to the counter. Buy this record, you know it makes sense…